Spanning the Twitterverse: Pre-Vacation Tworts

Getting ready for my Hawaii trip. Son just graduated. Visiting family has returned to their homes. It’s been crazy this last week. However, I’m at the airport and thought I’d get a few TWORTS in before I leave. Will be missing for a few days….but there’s always time to Span the Twitterverse:

Playing iPhone Truth or Dare, my 7 yr old asks great grandpa his fav feature on a woman… He says, "Breasts"! Hello, kids r playing, lol!

— Kurt Warner (@kurt13warner) June 1, 2011

In the new transparent #FIFA, Blatter says he'll only answer one or two questions. At a press conference. After he gives a 10-minute speech

— Caroline Cheese (@CarolineCheese) June 1, 2011

Boxscore line of the week from Off-Base: Cubs Justin Berg — 0 IP, 0 H, 0 R, 0 ER, 3 BB, 0 K, 12 pitches, all balls.

— Jim Caple (@jimcaple) June 2, 2011

ESPN's 2hr presentation to IOC just began. Will a Disney sponsorship be included? Will the Oly five rings be on theme parks, Mickey Mouse?

— Tripp Mickle (@trippmickle) June 7, 2011

Let us now pause and enjoy this Olympic moment…before cable fees are increased.

— James Andrew Miller (@JimMiller) June 7, 2011